I have grown tired of talking to myself every time the meds wear off, and have decided to pollute the universe with my inner monologue.
Lucky lucky planetary existence.
For those of you who don't know me, I'm Mike DiPentino and I am away at Penn State studying the effects of the modern criminal justice system. Graduation is a ways off, but I'm always doing good things to bring it a little closer.
For those who do know me, I would really appreciate you dropping all the restraining orders against me. The holidays are coming up.
It should be noted that I have spent the last year and a half working on a book about the filthy toilet that was my life, and I have found a publisher that obviously doesnt know any better and has agreed to print it the next year.
To contact me directly:
You can snail mail me at
Michael DiPentino
103894- 49030 State hwy 71
Limon, CO 80926
Or by email mjdipentino@gmail.com
(This will take as long as snail mail for a reply, and as per a previous agreement, I must now encourage you to spend money at the United States Postal Service.)
This blog is being maintained by the love of my life, Tamara (or El Presidente’ as she sometimes likes me to call her). You can expect a new posting from me every few days or so, unless she thinks what I have said is stupid, stupid, stupid.